I wonder...About Miley.

It's Saturday and I have been lazy as hell. I am doing one of my favorite things right now, which is par oozing for headlines. As I read today's online news I wonder...

So Miley Cyrus is a young girl and people blasted grown ass Jamie Fox for taking a shot at her but really...I wonder. Does Miley Cyrus know she can't sing? Or act? or anything? I know she was on American Idol as a "mentor". But I think her experience would relate better to a girl being pimped, maybe someone who is in Marketing? Maybe she could talk to Wonderbread slices about how they feel their campaign is going?

I feel like Billy Ray knows pop culture and so does his little girl.And he pimps I mean "helps" her along to make their new money grow. Although she's not talented they had enough money to front a new pop culture business, the Miley Brand. Without her fathers money she would be an American Idol cast off. Life is soo funny. But now she is a singer? Actress? Teen Idol?

I just wonder does she actually know she can't sing or is she living her denial?

According to Angryape.com ( which is a title my employers would use to refer to me) Miley is quoted as saying:

"Every career thing I do can't be perfect, and sometimes my decisions are wrong.I always say the minute I stop making mistakes is the minute I stop learning, and I've definitely learned a lot."

...Well...I am guess she's learning something but honestly I wish less of her learnin's would be public. Watching her at times is painful.Trying to avoid watching her is tedious. And to hear she is not a fan of Canadian JUSTIN BIEBER...Well that's outright BULL. It must be hard to stand on stages as a singer with people who can actually sing. Maybe Miley can learn that.

Know what's weird? If you Google Miley Cyrus photos...You will find a lot of poses like this:



WTF? She's jail bait! Oh what a world we live in...4 real.

Totally Fuct... MAN MOUTH TO MOUTHS DEAD POSSOM

I like odd news. I like to see what's happening in the world with regards to ethics,love, life, death, family, the church, politics, Hollywood etc. You name it. If it interests me I BLOG! Sometimes I marvel at the way things are handled in a world where I feel we should not only "know better" but strive to "be better". Anyway, I found this article and LAUGHED my ass off.

Courtesy of Yahoo News

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. - Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway.

Several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe near the animal along a highway northeast of Pittsburgh.

The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. The animal already had been dead a while.

Seriously was that not funny?! I mean for real. Drunk driving is never cool, nor is public drunkenness but honestly?!What's funnier is the act of trying to resuscitate a dead animal is illegal!Who wrote the law on that??! Dude was all over a DEAD POSSUM. I love it! Hilarious. 4 real.