Friday, March 26, 2010

Totally Fuct... MAN MOUTH TO MOUTHS DEAD POSSOM




I like odd news. I like to see what's happening in the world with regards to ethics,love, life, death, family, the church, politics, Hollywood etc. You name it. If it interests me I BLOG! Sometimes I marvel at the way things are handled in a world where I feel we should not only "know better" but strive to "be better". Anyway, I found this article and LAUGHED my ass off.

Courtesy of Yahoo News

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. - Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway.

Several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe near the animal along a highway northeast of Pittsburgh.

The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. The animal already had been dead a while.


Seriously was that not funny?! I mean for real. Drunk driving is never cool, nor is public drunkenness but honestly?!What's funnier is the act of trying to resuscitate a dead animal is illegal!Who wrote the law on that??! Dude was all over a DEAD POSSUM. I love it! Hilarious. 4 real.